17 July 2005

wal-mart comes through!

Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item -- Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, RI. She said: "The right name is important."

So, here we go -- The top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Parc
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux (my personal fave... wot's yours?)
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau Des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Riesling

And the number 1 name, for Wal-Mart Wine:
1. Nasti Spumante


the girl next door said...

can you please pre order a case of the Nascarbernet for dan'l and me?
oh mannnnn... that's so yummmmy.

should go great with those hot wings and jalapeno cheese fries... i bet if we add that to the mix the boy won't see butt sex for months!!

jOoLz said...


Anonymous said...

dammit, that wuz gunna be the name of kim n mines luv child.... Nascarbernet Ramsey C......


W. I. Boucher said...

wondering which one to serve with sardines vienna sausages, cheezewizz and those fancy gore may crackers they sell there. bone appeteet