08 January 2007

here's a joke for you, rudy!

my aunt sent me this email. most forwards get round-filed asap, but the subject line of this one caught my eye... Clinton, Gore and Bush

Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the
entrance. He said:

"Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature - a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish. But be warned, if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!

The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Bill Clinton stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us three," and he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.

Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W.Bush looked into the mirror and said, "I think...," and was promptly sucked into the mirror.


Anonymous said...

A liberal Democrat. Just as I suspected.

laine said...


jOoLz said...

of course i'm liberal rudy! it says so right on my sidebar!

you're not real fuckin bright, are you?

Anonymous said...

How dare you! If women weren't given permission to vote we would still have a Republican congress and our nation would be stronger for it.

It's Me, Maven... said...

Joolz is he for real?

jOoLz said...

i have no idea. i have seen satire blogs before, but this one kinda smells for real.

i think henceforth i will just ig the fucknut. or perhaps remember how to remove a comment. lol

Anonymous said...

Only a liberal would stoop so low as to delete comments. If you can't hack it in the debate arena perhaps you should stick to writing in a diary.

I'll just declare myself the winner of this debate and find another liberal to crush.

jOoLz said...

unlike rudy, i have a life. this is why i don't leave fucked up comments on strangers' blogs.

eden, you're so right about his pic! it does look like a mugshot. you just know he photoshopped the gizmo with his prisoner number out of the pic.

i spose i've made it now. i've got a blogstalker... who thinks he's won cuz he says so.

we have heard the last of rudy.

An American in Melbourne said...

cute story joolz. Of course any story that ends with W sucked into the void is a good one!

As to Rudy, if it's satire, it's pretty crude and more than a touch mean-spirited at times. If he's for real... well one more reason I'm glad i've left the good ole united theocracy of america