01 August 2005

*snort*

President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House carrying a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for Vice-President Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld."

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice trade, sir."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wonder what you could get for George himself?lol....

I loved it..

g

FreeThinker said...

And I bet they were "inked sausages" of the Louis Vuitton variety.

Monkey said...

yeah...i snorted too...lol

peace...