¡felíz cumpleaños!

happy birfday to you... you live in a zoo... you look like a monkey... and you like to fling poo

hey hey... it's my 36th birthday today... email me and i'll be happy to provide you with an address to send the swag to. *snort*

anyhoo, i'm off to lux salon & spa for some much-needed pampering.

i'll try to post more later.